Journal #1

Deep in the Helena-ian forests of Bango, there was a platypus named Perriet (I don't like Phineas and Ferb or anything...).  He was a sad platypus because he had a green bill while the rest of his platypi heard had blue bills!  He didn't understand why this happened to him!  Perriet wanted so bad to have a blue bill like the rest of his friends so he could prosper and eat blue icees and not have to worry about having a blue mouth!  He always had to order apple icees while everyone else could have blueberry icees!  It wasn't fair!  One day he was moping through  the Helena-ian forest and came across none other than a blue bill separated from its owner!  He was flabbergasted!  He immediately picked it up and placed it over his ghastly green bill!  He felt brand new!  Perriet wasn't sure what he wanted to do first!  He began to strut deeper into the forest to see what and who he could find wearing his new and improved BLUE bill!  It wasn't before long he came across another heard (is it called heard or something else...?) of platypi!!  But there was one problem...THEY HAD GREEN BILLS!  And they were beginning to give his new blue bill weird looks...What kind of platypi were these!? Didn't they understand blue was the best?  He began to ask why they all had mysteriously colored bills and why they did not have the normal blue!  They responded that there was no 'normal' when it came to bill color!  Every heard of platypi was different, but there where always a few lucky platypus who got to have their own color from the rest of the heard!  This made Perriet really think.  Maybe he was lucky to have had a different color from the rest of his heard, maybe being different wasn't so bad after all!  Perriet left his new found friends with a new determination to show his own heard that he was content with his unique color and that he was even fine with apple icees!  Frankly he preferred them!  BUT!  When he tried to get his new blue bill off to reveal his true green one, it wouldn't budge!  Perriet was, literally, stuck with his blue bill for the rest of his life.  The moral of the story is to never pick up miscellaneous platypus bills in the forest and place them on your face, you never know what kind of adhesive could be hiding inside of them.