Thursday, August 30, 2012

Journal #3

If I was ever to be taken hostage, I would mostly likely discover that I had a hard-core MacGyver side to me.  Let's say that Annie-Monsters abducted me and forced me to curl their hair.  *GASP* I know.  Scary right?  Let's just say that's basically my worst fear, ever.  So I'm being held captive by this Annie-Monster, right?  They have me strapped to a goose-poop ridden dock floating out in the middle of their lake full of other Annie-Monsters.  I would do my absolute best to remain calm.  Hopefully my family and friends would not be included in this little abduction, I would never want to bring that upon them.  So as I'm laying upon mounds of goose-poop floating in the middle of this lake, I would probably be thinking about my family and hoping that they don't get in harms way trying to save me from these wretched Annie-monsters.  I see myself staying calm enough to attempt to seek a way out of my binds.  Here is the ideal situation, I would find a broken piece of glass lodged into the side of the floating dock from a crushed beet bottle thrown into the depths of the monster ridden lake.  I would use this sharp piece of glass to cut my rope-binds and free myself!  I would plunge myself into the terrifying murky waters and swim as fast as I possibly could manage through the scary water to shore.  I would flee into the nearby forests and live as a savage until all the Annie-Monsters had left the area and I could live as a free-person.  This overall experience would probably change me as a person.  I don't think I could ever encounter another Annie without sprinting away in fear.  There are a lot of Annie's/Anne's in the world, therefore this might cause a bit of a lifestyle change for me.  It could also have a positive impact, too, because I could learn from the incident and never befriend another Annie again. Love you Annie ;)    

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